Tag: humor
group name: gathersoup
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June 25, 2007 11:17 AM EDT --
A woman was walking down the street when she was confronted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her billfold, . . . more
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August 30, 2007 06:09 PM EDT --
When Toby visited Grandma, she made herself at home. In fact, she curled up in Cousin Blue’s doggy bed, squashing her big Lab behind into a tight spot better suited to Blue’s Jack Russell . . . more
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November 10, 2007 05:31 PM EST --
How do you pronounce the capital on Kentucky, Louisville or Louieville?
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January 13, 2008 03:07 PM EST --
In front of the local Goodwill store, there's a barrel full of skis waiting to be purchased by the novice (or wannabe) skiers mesmerized the flutter of snowflakes that fell last week. And what do we . . . more
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December 31, 2007 09:41 PM EST --
Aliens grace the hills just to the right of the highway;
But I'm driving fast, and have passed the sign that leads off to the byway.
I recognize not the . . . more
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July 05, 2007 05:05 PM EDT --
…‘Nellie’s’ Phone Conversation
“Hello! This is Ellen.”
“Hi! Glad I caught you!” Nellie zealously said . . . more
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March 25, 2008 08:57 AM EDT --
Did you hear that Mr. & Mrs. Moore had 10 kids? Their names were:
Mary Moore
Dennis Moore
Amy Moore
Lucy Moore
Donald Moore
Mavis Moore
Elijah Moore
Kathyrn Moore
David Moore . . . more
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August 25, 2008 12:56 AM EDT --
I'm old, well I am elderly, no I don't like to call me that
But what the heck there are days, I have . . . more
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March 23, 2008 06:01 PM EDT --
When Mike started losing his hair (which was around the age of 23) there were many jokes going around. Of course when you have a little one around that can be the cutest of all. Our daughter, . . . more
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November 08, 2007 03:12 PM EST --
In the early days of motels, my father-in-law, RP decided to build one to increase his business. RP was a very smart man. During the day he would rent the motel rooms from the store and at . . . more
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January 15, 2008 08:39 AM EST --
The Explanation of Life...
The first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, Iwill give you a life span . . . more
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April 18, 2008 08:47 PM EDT --
I received this in an email from a friend and wanted to pass it on:
A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled . . . more
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July 31, 2007 08:50 AM EDT --
I would love to win Billy Ray's guitar, but I won't.
You see, I am not his biggest fan, Lets be honest here, I'm not much of a fan at all, and it wouldn't bother me if I never heard . . . more
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September 09, 2007 01:30 AM EDT --
I just thought this is funny in a way. My husband is taking Mandarin Chinese and Math classes in a community college (in order to get his associates degree). My mom is taking English class in the same . . . more
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April 25, 2008 08:07 AM EDT --
There was a woman named LaRue,
Who could cook many things for you.
She cooked country gourmet
Made the old fashioned way.
Have you met the woman named LaRue?
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January 10, 2008 11:30 AM EST --
I got up this morning with this thought on my mind. Out of the blue, I began wondering what people's most embarassing moments were. So what has been your most embarassing moment and how did you handle . . . more
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July 11, 2007 11:14 PM EDT --
I was chatting with my husband and my mother-in-law in the living room, with Kyleigh lying next to us. We were talking about something about her, and mentioned her name. She was playing her toys by herself, . . . more
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October 08, 2007 12:59 PM EDT --
I saw this on my son's facebook page and had to laugh out loud. One of my son's friends was voted...
Most likely to stare at carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate" . . . more
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September 15, 2007 07:14 PM EDT --
Trudy P. Sent me a hilarious bunch of jokes a few days ago. Since it doesn't appear as if she intends to post them, Here is another one:
A man and his wife were having some problems at . . . more
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July 16, 2007 07:23 AM EDT --
Grab your swim suit, fill the cooler and let's hit the Gather beach for a virtual picnic. Everyone bring something or somethings to share. We'll need food, drinks, music, entertainment and someone . . . more
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